• Having emotions is seen as weakness
• Admitting weakness is seen as an even greater weakness
• Being called a sexual deviant or a pervert because you were expressing your sexuality
• A girl beating you in any physical competition makes you inferior
• Being superficial makes you a pig but a woman being superficial is fine
• Makeup isn't even an option
• Not living up to the insanely unrealistic ideal of manhood automatically makes you gay
• Being gay is seen as weak
• You can't control the size of your "manhood"
• You can't report sexual assaults because being a male victim is worse than being the rapist
• No male specific support groups or movements
• Unequal parental rights
• Extreme feminists treating you less than human
• Women can blame all men or say they are all the same but if a man blames women they're sexist pigs
• People dismissing your problems automatically because the universe is obviously rigged in your favour in every scenario imaginable
• No one will read this past the title

kristinpenguin:

adahm:

my favorite musical is “Put That Thing Back Where it Came From or so Help Me”

geometricdeathtrap:

metallikato:

generallegendary:

metallikato:

jewelstaites:

how to give a good handjob

• bop it
• pull it
• twist it

• harder
• better
• faster
• stronger 

You pull your left hand in
You pull your left hand out
You pull your left hand in
And you shake it all about!

Cha cha real smooth

none of you ever touch a penis

haithinkimfunny:

queenestelle:

gothist:

GET IGNORED SO MUCH BITCHES CALL ME TERMS AND CONDITIONS

at least you get accepted no matter what

that’s the most uplifting thing i’ve seen all day 

(Source: stevebrule)